17-02-2009, 08:29 AM
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تاريخ التسجيل: Jun 2008
التخصص: لغة انجليزية
نوع الدراسة: إنتظام
المستوى: الثامن
الجنس: أنثى
المشاركات: 1,044
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funny short story
Hi guys,
I've read this story on an English forum & I've brought as it is
hope u like it
There was a man who had worked all of his life and had
saved all of his money. He was a real miser when it came to
his money. He loved money more than just about anything,
He loved money
and just before he died, he said to his wife, "Now listen,
when I die, I want you to take all my money and place it in
the casket with me.
I wanna take my money to the afterlife."
the casket
So he got his wife to promise him with all her heart that
when he died, she would put all the money in the casket
with him.
Well, one day he died. He was stretched out in the casket,
the wife was sitting there in black next to her closest
friend. When they finished the ceremony, just before the
undertakers got ready to close the casket, the wife said
"Wait just a minute!" she had a shoe box with her, she came
over with the box and placed it in the casket.
she put the shoe box in the casket
Then the undertakers locked the casket down and
rolled it away.
Her friend said, "I hope you weren't crazy enough to put all
that money in the casket."
She said, "Yes, I promised. I can't lie. I promised him that I
was going to put that money in that casket with him."
"You mean to tell me you put every cent of his
money in the casket with him?"
"I sure did, " said the wife. "I got it all together, put it into
my account and I wrote him a check."
writing a check
lol I think she's smart
Don't u think so??
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(وَإِذَا سَأَلَكَ عِبَادِي عَنِّي فَإِنِّي قَرِيبٌ أُجِيبُ دَعْوَةَ الدَّاعِ إِذَا دَعَانِ فَلْيَسْتَجِيبُواْ لِي وَلْيُؤْمِنُواْ بِي لَعَلَّهُمْ يَرْشُدُونَ )
وصايا الحبيب محمد صلى الله عليه وسلم
وصايا حفظناها ولم نتفكر فيها
وصايا جمعت كل المعاني في ثناياها
عن أبي هريرة رضي الله عنه قال: قال رسول الله صلى الله عليه وسلم: «المؤمن القوي خير وأحب إلى الله من المؤمن الضعيف وفي كل خير. احرص على ما ينفعك، واستعن بالله ولا تعجز. وإن أصابك شيء فلا تقل: لو أني فعلت كان كذا وكذا، ولكن قل: قدر الله، وما شاء فعل، فإن لو تفتح عمل الشيطان». رواه مسلم.
عن أبي العباس عبد الله بن عباس رضي الله عنهما قال :
" كنت خلف النبي صلى الله عليه وسلم يوما فقال : ( يا غلام إني أُعلمك كلمات :احفظ الله يحفظك احفظ الله تجده تجاهك إذا سأَلت فاسأَل الله وإذا استعنت فاستعن بالله واعلم أن الأُمة لو اجتمعت على أَن ينفعـوك بشيء لم ينفعوك إلا بشيء قد كتبه الله لك وإن اجتمعوا على أن يضروك بشيء لم يضروك إلا بشيء قد كتبه الله عليك رفعت الأقلام وجفت الصحف ) . رواه الترمذي وقال : حديث حسن صحيح " .
وفي رواية الإمام أحمد : ( احفظ الله تجده أَمامك تعرف إلى الله في الرخاء يعرفك فـي الشدة واعلم أَن ما أَخطأَك لم يكن ليصيبك وما أَصابك لم يكن ليخطئك واعلم أَن النصر مع الصبر وأن الفرج مع الكرب وأن مع العسرِ يسرا ) .
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