[ام لينا]

Husband: Today is Sunday & I have to enjoy it. So I bought 3 movie tickets.

English Wife: Why three?

Annoyed Husband: For you and your parents.

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English Wife: Look a thief has entered our kitchen andhe is eating the cake I prepared.

Funny Husband: Whom should I call now, Police or Ambulance...?!