26-08-2008, 08:28 PM
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تاريخ التسجيل: Aug 2008
التخصص: English
نوع الدراسة: Home studies
المستوى: الخامس
الجنس: ذكر
المشاركات: 60
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مشاركة: أصدقــاء للأبـد Friend 4 Ever
In response to “Reasons why it’s great to be a woman 100” I give you this “Reasons why it’s great to be a man” :P
* our last name stays the same
* The garage is all ours
* Wedding plans take care of themselves
* Chocolate is just another snack for us
* We can never get pregnant
* We can wear a white shirt to a water park
* Hell, we can wear NO shirt to a water park
* The world is our urinal
* We never have to drive to another public restroom because this one is just too icky
* We don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt
* Same work more pay
* Wrinkles add character
* White hair adds character
* People never stare at our chest when we are talking to them
* New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle our feet
* One mood all the time
* No pms “premenstrual syndrome”
* Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat
* We know stuff about tanks
* A two week vacation requires one suitcase
* We can open our own jars
* We get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness
* If someone forgets to invite us, he or she can still be our friend
* Three pairs of shoes are more than enough
* We almost never have strap problems in public
* We are unable to see wrinkles in our clothes
* Everything in our face stays its original color
* The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades
* We only have to shave our face and neck
* We can play with toys all the time
* Our belly usually hides our big hips
* One wallet and one pair of shoes one color for all seasons
* We can wear shorts no matter how our legs look
* We can do our nails with a pocket knife
* We have freedom of choice concerning growing our mustache
* We can do Eid shopping for 25 relatives in 30 minutes No offence lol “laughing out loud”
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Pure intention juxtaposed will set two lovers souls in motion disintegrating as it goes testing our communication
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